Wayne Rooney ; Fit For England , But Not For Moyes

Wayne Rooney is almost certain to lead his Country’s Forward Line against The Auld Enemy , Scotland at Wembley this evening . The 27 Year Old is currently , Persona Non Grata at Old Trafford , as New manager David Moyes seeks to , ” Take A Very Heavy Reign .. ” from Sir Alex Ferguson .
Rooney turned up at St. George’s Park yesterday at the front of the Sprinting and looking about as injured as the average Spring Colt . Indeed , looked Trim and Sharp , but obviously lacking Match Practice . Rooney returned home almost immediately from Manchester United’s Far East Tour , with an injury . The term #Ahem , may , or may not be applicable at this point .
As for the England Manager , Roy Hodgson , He , in , Flat-Batting the inevitable frenzy of questions upon the subject , displayed a surpringly swift pair of Dancing Feet , as He himself countered with , a , Right-To-The-Ribs, Left-To-The-Jaw Combination , of Manager Double Speak and kind of New Age Logic . ” Wayne can Compartmentalize Club and Country . Which I expect from all Players … I expect Players when they arrive here to be fully focused on Playing for England . ( They ) cannot bring their Club problems to England , and can’t take England Problems back to their Clubs . It’s ( They are , actually , but let’s not be pedantic . Man speaks 6 Languages , eh ??? ) , 2 separate entities .” #Boom #DingDing ..
Rooney has played just 90 minutes since his Wonder Strike in the Maracana in June , a Behind-Closed-Doors against a tidy Real Betis side that I saw at Goodison on Sunday. Nevertheless , with the Premier League due to start in 48 Hours , the much maligned and about to be deleted August-September F.I.F.A. International Break has come like Santa Claus down Wayne’s Posh Cheshire Chimney . It is a veritable God Send . His patent disaffection at United – maybe he got sick of the ” All Scousers Are Robbers Songs . Every week ??? . No clue . However , a certain Jose Mourinho has not been Sleeping on this matter , having made 2 unsuccessful bids for the Striker to date .
It is would not be the first time I have written that I fully expect Wayne Rooney – subject to apology to be an Everton Player by his 30th Birthday . Indeed I said it years ago . We shall , however , see . At the present I believe the Toxic , Sent-To-Coventry ; In all fairness to Moyes , he would have made this decision at Finch Farm as at Carrington , atmosphere , will ultimately be the thing that sways it . Not London’s Bright Lights and Social Scene . Once more , we shall observe events.
It is the opinion of footyscene.com that these moves will , like so many Dominoes all begin to fall once the first one goes . With the end of the Transfer Window , rather than the weekend’s E.P.L. Curtain Raiser , imminent as it is , we expect the situation to become clearer , ON ALL issues .
Remember , this is E.P.L. 2.0 THE First without the Spectre of Sir Alex Ferguson . Out Front at least . The Rules Have Been Changed , and we don’t find out How just yet .